Just a friendly reminder that u should call ur animals by gender-neutral or multiple pronouns. They CAN understand you and YES it is possible for an animal to be trans. Your cat having a penis does not make it male. It is straight up animal abuse to deliberately misgender your pets so please do not do it.
we are so deep into social justice that being gay is now discrimination. i need a moment
aw shit get it wednesday
HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today
Every Wednesday from now on.
Its wednesday yo
New Post Idea
An OKCupid profile made exclusively from descriptions on wine bottles. Yes, I am drunk right now.
This is the second time I posted it. I accidentally deleted it while trying to edit it because I am drunk.
You let me know if this hurts…
LITERALLY EVERY FANDOM IS BEGGIN FOR THEIR WHITE GUY PROTAGONIST TO BE A SECRET BISEXUAL AND THE ONE SHOW WHERE NO ONE ASKED FOR IT WAS LIKE ”HERE’S KEVIN SPACEY KISSIN DUDES” the white guy bisexual of our time sorry about dean winchester’s heterosexuality y’all~ i love bi frank so much i do i doooooo
Everything this show does with Frank’s sexuality could be a complete car crash, and yet it’s the deftest thing, every time (Episode 8, S1, OMG).
21 People On What They Would Tell Their 19-Year-Old Selves
- Jonathan, 55: There is no such thing as “the only one”. You will meet lots of “the ones”. Only commit when the timing is right for the both of you – that can take years for some, and that’s okay.
- Miranda, 24: Drop pre-med.
- Isaac, 48: Deodorant does not count as a shower, and that haircut only looked good on Bon Jovi.
- Anya, 42: Make the conscious decision to be happy, and then stick with it. Society will do everything in its power to convince you that your personal happiness is dependent on something external – beauty, success, wealth, etc. – it isn’t.
- Parker, 55: 60% of the things you think are important now won’t matter a whit to you by the time you reach 50. The trick is to figure out the important 40% and work it.
- Megan, 34: He doesn’t love you, and you will be okay.
- Peter, 58: Don’t let anything stand in your way of taking part (or all) of your junior year abroad. You’ll never again have quite the same opportunity to experience a foreign land, for an extended period of time, in your youth. It is destined to be one of the most memorable aspects of your life.
- Eleanor, 67: Talk less. Listen more.
- Donald, 27: There’s a huge difference between who you want to be and who everyone around you wants you to be. Figure out which is which.
- Camille, 56: Always remember: when falling off a horse, pull your tongue in.
- Jackson, 57: No one knows anything for sure. They’re all just doing the best they can with what they have, just like you.
- Vicki, 47: You’ll never have all the answers, so make every question count.
- Donald, 38: You don’t have to grow up to be the dad you never had.
- Katelyn, 30: Make the most out of college. You will never again be at a place where your only goal is to learn. Learn a lot, learn often, and learn with reckless abandon.
- Joshua, 55: Women love to laugh.
- Annabelle, 38: Drugs are not beautiful, glamorous or opulent. They are not a remedy, a solution, a cure-all, or a cure-anything.
- Colin, 50: You miss so much life when you sleep until 3 PM. Wake up to see sunrises; they are the most stunning of nature’s masterpieces.
- Eleanor, 26: Eating two pints of ice cream won’t make you happy. Neither will sprinting 10 miles. Be nice to yourself.
- Aaron, 52: Don’t forget to ask that girl in the Oberlin library what kind of perfume she’s wearing. You’ll buy it for her in 20 years.
- Scarlett, 54: Don’t be afraid to be yourself. Those that get you will love you, those that don’t, well, their loss. Just remember: Wherever you are, it’s a party.
- Zack, 9: I hope you’re awesome. And be nice to girls.
Seasons according to the North
IT IS THAT DAY IN MARCH TODAY
welcome to that day in march
Britney Spears was the first emo kid and you’re gonna deal with it.
It’s my fifth cup of coffee.
The waitress has started to get paranoid, a little freaked out by how intensely I’m drinking it—my fifth, yeah, but that’s in twenty minutes—and how intensely I’m staring at the door. My leg keeps bouncing up and down, and I’d say it was the caffeine, say it was the fifth—sixth, I waive her over, smile to reassure her I’m not crazy, but I kind of am—cup, except my leg’s been doing this since Tuesday. Every time I pick the mug up, which is often, the handle slides down a little in my sweaty fingers, and I shift my angle, try leaning back, then leaning forward, trying to look nonchalant. But my muscles won’t un-tense (I can’t say I blame them), and I’m pretty sure that when I lean back I look like someone’s pushed a mannequin back on a chair, like it’s just angled back awkwardly without actually reclining. (I’m pretty sure that in my life I’ve only ever been chalant.) As I try to figure out where to put my other hand (it’s been moving from the table to the other side of the warm mug, then to grip at my arm like it’s not my own, then back), suddenly there he is, walking through the door, and I steel myself, rehearse the speech I’ve given in my head—okay, once (or twice, or twenty times) out loud in front of my bathroom mirror, too—every fifteen minutes since that Tuesday, running down the bullet points and the counterclaims and maybe I should have brought an informational handout?
"Hey," he says, as he smiles, sets his backpack down, grabs a seat.
"I love you," I say.
THE FACE OF THE MEN’S RIGHTS MOVEMENT.
Even if Al Bundy was the face of the men’s rights movement, he never beat his wife or kids, never cheated, and slaved away at a shoe store to provide for his family even though they neither respected him nor acknowledged his sacrifices. In essence, Al Bundy is the everyman and brings attention to the plight of men who selflessly provide and give up their dreams and goals to do so. OP, like most feminists, have chosen to focus on purely the superficial without really digging past the surface to understand the situation. Al Bundy is the casualty of a society that treats men as unfeeling, disposable objects. I’ve watched dozens of episodes where he casually talks about contemplating suicide which is a real problem for men as seen here:
So why would Al Bundy be such a bad representative for the men’s rights movement? Why, because he’s sexual and likes breasts? Because he’s not subservient to his wife who treats him like an ATM and ignores his obvious suicidal tendencies and depression? No, its because he doesn’t like feminists because they, like society, normalize his plight and the plight of all men in his situation and when they complain they’re greeted with, “man up”.
Al Bundy gave up his dream and career for his pregnant wife. He maned up and sacrificed his future to provide for his family. In return his wife mocks him and his children belittle him.
His wife could’ve had an abortion and caught the one that got away.
I guess they’re right. Men shouldn’t sacrifice anything at all. Woman can start stepping up.
i found you a nicely apt description of what the fucking friendzone is
hurr durr men only ever want to fuck they don’t have feelings that get hurt occasionally
"you should be fine with my friendship even though you wanted to be romantically involved and I don’t care that you can’t be around me anymore"
not addressing whether women actually say they do want “nice guys”
"I can read your mind and know what you actually want"
I’ve stopped talking to girls if they’ve turned me down or broken up with me, not because I no longer see the value in being “nice” because I’m not getting paid for it in sex, but because it is painful to be around them. Being friends with a girl who you feel that way about is a punishment, and less than a consolation prize.
Perhaps I was guilty of romance-zoning. Sorry, but I only like you as a love interest. You might want a platonic friendship from me, and feel entitled to it, but I just don’t see you in that way. Does that offend you? Does it anger you that you’re not getting what you want? Are you no longer acting so friendly?
If somebody is in love with you, and you only like them as a friend, you aren’t entitled to their continued company (and for them to continue displaying the same high level of affection and care towards you, which you take advantage of), any more than they are entitled to your love in return. You don’t owe them a relationship, but they don’t owe you a friendship. It looks to me that you’re the one getting irrationally upset over that, and you’re not even the one who has their heart on the line.
Finally, human emotions aren’t reasonable, and we can’t expect them to be. You might not understand that a guy no longer wants to talk to you after you turned him down, because you were a good friend to him (as well as the object of his love) and should have at least earnt a continued friendship, but then you’re the one operating on the “friendship coins” rewards system.
Nobody is obliged to be your anything. The men walking away, not wanting to settle for friends if they still have feelings there, understand that. The women running after them, shouting, do not.